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Estimated Restock Date: When pigs fly, or when you finally finish that laundry pile on “the chair.”

Are you completely exhausted by the relentless demands of adulthood? Tired of making decisions, facing consequences, and parallel parking? Do you wish you could just slam your palm down on a sleek piece of red plastic and watch your problems evaporate?

Introducing the Easy Button™—the definitive solution to every existential crisis, minor inconvenience, and awkward social encounter you will ever face. It’s clicky, it’s ergonomic, and it is absolutely, 100% unavailable for purchase.